Daily Archives: December 12, 2012

Useless Causes III: Fat Acceptance

Fat chicks are continuing to develop egos far greater to their physical value entitles them to. One reason for this, is the Fat acceptance movement.

Fat acceptance is the new joke that allows fatties to feel as if it’s ok to be fat, instead of making changes and leading a healthier lifestyle.

Fuck self-improvement! It’s completely fine that we have pop singers like Adele, Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga doing their part to make war pigs rocking chubby flapjacks and muffin tops both acceptance as well as cool.

Yup, also to show this is serious business, fatties have their fatkinis, slut pride parades aka fat slut pride parades and proud fatties wearing clothes made for thin girls. And pretty much an entire media industrial complex allied, in word if not in deed, with the fat pride/acceptance/delusion movement. We really are improving this world and making it so much more healthier with these Useless Causes aren’t we?!

So why is there support for this? Well, think about it from a lard-hearted woman’s perspective, she’s never been the object of desire from anyone from the opposite sex her whole life, often watching the thing good looking girls get what they want, she was probably bullied throughout her schooling years, her university days were empty and left her unfulfilled. But now, this fatty who is often in her 20’s, will relate how she is extremely overweight, but never felt better. The delusional confidence which this fad instills on fatties is completely unworthy. Not only does it not target the root of the problem, it gives entitlement to people who are lazy and unhealthy. Now they have fattitude!

Yup, let’s forget the increased risk of heart disease, type 2 diabetes, cancer, hypertension, stroke, liver disease, sleep apnea, osteoarthritis, high cholesterol for fatties, let’s remain fat and try to get all the fringe benefits that slim people get without having to work for it at all! We can have our cake and eat it (Literally!)