Daily Archives: May 18, 2014

(R)aging Cougars


It’s very common in the Anglo-sphere ageing cougars that have wasted the currency of their youth riding the cock carousel to lie to themselves that they are currently “at their peak”. That is simply untrue, lets say these cougars are in their mid to late 30’s. A woman’s physical peak simply doesn’t co-incide with the period in her life that she is more likely to give birth to children with birth defects. We all know many times over that a woman’s looks are the main ingredient in her sexual market value and therefore her peak window is something between the ages of 18 and 25.

So why do these enraged, sagging cougars get so fired up when they are notified of the harsh realities?

Shaming tactics. Deep inside every ageing lies the barren truth that she simply doesn’t “still have it”. She is used goods, whether she’s now a single mother, divorcee  or a carousel ridden skank, the reality remains, her best physical years are behind her.

It’s difficult for used up women to accept the fact that they failed at obtaining the love and commitment of a desirable man. Some will lie to themselves to believe they are still as hot as they were when they were 22, some will openly advertise their sexual expertise in order to obtain some care-free fucks from random men, where as some will collect cats and declare that they “Don’t need no man”. All of these are mere rationalising tactics.

One word of advice, don’t ever commit to an ageing cougar. Don’t be the sucker that pays higher than the sticker price for a used car that has done way too many kilometres on the cock-o-meter. Steer clear of the Feminist shaming of age gaps, steer well clear of the western brain-washing of cougar envy. Just simply, pump and dump.