Inside The University of Melbourne

App skanks are disgusting breeds of creatures which are rapidly coming into greater existence with the prevalence of modern technology.

App skanks usually aren’t too attractive, highly slutty, and pretty much lack any sense of morals or trust. They have no self-worth and are artful actors who can deceptively work through most inexperienced men.

Imagine you’re showered with thousands of men trying to fuck you, you’d feel like a bit of a celebrity too, wouldn’t you?

Yes, app skanks derive validation from this, as they aren’t overly attractive in real life and fail to snag a quality man, they spend their time swiping, on apps like Tinder, Skout, Badoo, OkC, and various others in order to find the thirstiest guys showering them with compliments and gifts.

App skanks have various motives, some are dog girls who simply get no attention from men, others have been pumped and dumped to the brim and simply have no self-worth left in them hence float around from guy to guy in order to add excitement to the arc of failure they call their life.

As they are are some of the most vile objects on the planet, I wouldn’t recommend smashing them unless you’re really thirsty. Being around such disgusting trash isn’t a fulfilling experience and smashing trash tier skanks from these outlets won’t be earning much respect from any of your peers either.

A nice story which further demonstrates my point:

I had an App skank over a while back, and it was rather shocking how mentally unstable she was. Basically getting herself drunk and proceeding to blow me and then somehow passing out. She had her phone on my table which constantly went off with new Tinder matches, Skout winks and Badoo messages. I noticed she had over 200+ matches on Tinder, and had fucked someone earlier that day, and the night before and the one before that too.

Anyhow this App skank was broke and needed cash and a place to stay, after falling out with her parents over her slutting and excessive partying (heh, typical). She sold herself as an innocent girl that had a crazy ex-boyfriend and that she was really looking to add meaning to her life with “someone different”. Given she came over with relative ease to my place, I knew it was total bullshit and her acting was also flawed with contrasting stories. She then asked me “if you like me, then can you buy me breakfast tomorrow morning?”. Boom, it was out, a broke as fuck skank whose real motives are now out.

I proceeded to destroy this skank by coming up with my own story, and also finding every hole in her web of lies, ultimately, I kicked her out onto the rainy pavement and lead her to find a cab home. I also noticed she had a friend of mine on her phone, she never got to bang him but I told him about this girl as the night was playing out, and he also told me that she mentioned the same things to him.

Anyhow, after kicking her out, she called him looking for a place to stay, he made up a fake address and she ended up going to the boondocks knocking on some randoms door.

Yeah, App skanks, they deserve nothing more besides a perfunctory fuck by the thirstiest guys out there.