Women’s words

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It’s insane, the amount of women trying to give advice regarding dating in mainstream media, but seriously, it is the most flawed thing ever.

When you ask a lady for advice, she won’t tell you what works in a world built on reality; alternately, she tells you what would work in a perfect, harmonious world where consideration is free and overflowing, where no one harms each other and no drama exists. She tells you what would work if no one got penalised for articulating feelings and interest. She tells you advice that always seems to work in television and movies where they all live happily ever after.

Want to talk to a girl? “Go tell her what a gorgeous love chop she is. Her emotions will overflow.”

Girl not spreading in a timely manner? “Be patient make her feel comfortable. She will reward you with amazing lovemaking.”

Marriage getting a little dull? “Send her away on a girls night out. She will come back home ready to love you like she was meant to.”

Girlfriend spending all your hard earned cash? “Spoil her and treat her like the princess she is. She deserves to be spoilt.”

Listening to advice from woman is like asking a real estate agent what’s the best way to deal with other real estate agents. They are not going to sell out their kind.

Do you think they even know what turns them on? Hell no, they will say one thing and do another. Sadly, the vast majority of people out there will listen to mainstream advice and merely experience average feats.

The best thing you can do is ask a man with experience what works, and adjust it for yourself. Cause you know, how many women know their own flaws to the furthermost extent? Not many.

11 thoughts on “Women’s words

  1. Carrie says:

    Yes, instead listen to Sex and the City-style columists that have love lives emptier than a bankers heart.

    • Ben - AUS says:

      Bankers bad! Bankers mean! Bankers wanna takkaway my moneey and makka me poor so no can buy caffeey latays nemore.


  2. Josephine Dundringe says:

    Actions speak louder than words u mean prick

  3. boosb says:

    amazing. simply friggen amazing. great stuff man it’s all true

  4. Lucirae says:

    I remember a time when this blog was about The University of Melbourne

  5. Candice says:

    men lie, women lie, numbers don’t

  6. Eminemeee says:

    Actions > Words

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