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The above is something we hear too often. Weather it’s on dating apps, public transport, or at restaurants. It’s usually used by women, most commonly ones that are above the age of 30.

So what does it really mean?

There’s numerous schools of thought on this. On one hand, die hard feminists, and lefists will push you to believe that the woman is now ready for a long term relationship due to her maturity.

The other angle is.. she’s ridden a ton of bad boys all throughout her prime years and now is settling down since she knows a) Her time is running out and b) The quality of guy she can nab now is far lower than before.

But also, its an admission, an admission that the woman probably casually rode random men throughout when she was younger, tighter and hotter. They got the goods without any commitment, you sir, you get the used goods with full commitment.

Does it really mean that they aren’t going to spread their legs? Look, when you’ve been brought up to normalise casual bangs as part of your existence (e.g. Most Western women) its hard to let old habits die hard. The reality is, if you turn them on enough, you’ll likely to get them to spread their legs. They’ll rationalise it and regret it afterwards but as usual, not matter how old they are it’s a learning experience.

So next time you hear a girl saying she’s “too old for casual” just know you’re talking to a girl whose given up her best years to guys that got between her legs without any commitment, and is now looking for a parachute ahead of the freefall journey that awaits her sexual market value.